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A take-of on the Watchtower Society's Hand book for the Governing Body.

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A take-of on the Watchtower Society's Hand book for the Governing Body.
The Offishul Handbook
On Doctrine
Judgement

 How To Preach "Another Gospel"

or,

Offishul Governing Body Handbook

(1st edition)

by Randy Watters

(This satire originally appeared in the March/April 1983 Bethel Ministries Newsletter.  Three years later a copy of it found its way into the hands of one of the leaders in The Way International locally.  When a girl decided to get out of this cult, friends of mine went over while others in the cult were asleep and moved her out of the dormitory.  Among the items they found in the room belonging to The Way was this article! 

My friends who moved the girl out figured this article was serious and was part of The Way's program to indoctrinate people!  My friend was on her way to the newspapers to report it when she dropped by my house to show me what she found (not knowing I WROTE the article!) I burst out laughing, yet was incredulous at the same time.  How did The Way get hold of the article?  Who knows, maybe THEY took it seriously as well!  We all had a big laugh when it was over, but I don't think the locals in The Way were laughing!)